saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
hearing your voice through a recording
Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.
The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.
Oh my god.
I just spit
me as a teacher tbh
matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names
idk man benedict is gonna have to fight ezekiel for the top
♡ i can’t help that i need it all the primadonna life, the rise and fall you say that I’m kinda difficult but it’s always someone else’s fault ♡
someone hold my hand right now
Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes
If Iron Man can do it, so can I