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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

oreoofficial:

hearing your voice through a recording

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cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

delacruise:

ponies-n-things:

comic-chick:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.


Oh my god.

I just spit

Ha!

delacruise:

ponies-n-things:

comic-chick:

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

Oh my god.

I just spit

Ha!

egobus:

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me as a teacher tbh

nerd-do-well:

everybodyandtelevision:

matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names

idk man benedict is gonna have to fight ezekiel for the top

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nerdjpg:

northgang:

…the future of pizza (X)

xxhellocoldworldxx:

♡ i can’t help that i need it all the primadonna life, the rise and fall you say that I’m kinda difficult but it’s always someone else’s fault ♡

what

Good evening, Clarice.

caprlsun:

someone hold my hand right now 

mezzalunanova:

raspberrying:

Anxiety really cramps my style like how am I going to seem chill and fun if I often start trembling and breathing heavily and developing a look of impending doom in my eyes

If Iron Man can do it, so can I

Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.
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